They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have. If that’s true, then sign us up for whatever job gets to wear this bubble wrap suit!
Think your career would hit a wall if you had to wear a bubble wrap suit to work? Think again! Here’s a list of occupations that would be perfect for you.
Riot Police at Childrens-Themed Party Center
Look, we all know kids can get out of control at birthday parties. They get hopped up on sugary drinks and cake, and the next thing you know there is a mad rush on cheese pizza. You’re in a fight for your life to save the teenager in the rodent costume making $8/hr against a swarming herd of baby-toothed terrors. This light, flexible packaging’s air pockets will help you escape unscathed.
Northwest Hipster Dumpster Diver
Nothing is more impressive than rejecting the consumerism of the world than proving you don’t need money to survive – other than the rent check your parents mail each month. Benefits of the bubble wrap suit include water protection from the daily downpour, irony and cloaking ability. Because in a pinch, just curl up in a ball and pretend to be regular old garbage before heading back to your loft apartment with your newfound treasures.
Low Budget Sci-Fi Movie Extra
One day you’ll be able to give a speech at the Oscars about your humble beginnings as Alien Invader 3 in the back-alley production of “They Came From Neptune.” But until then, you have to bring your own space suit, and this sweet bubble wrap baby will do the trick.
President of Ernest Packaging Solutions
If there is one job where rocking a bubble wrap suit isn’t just acceptable, it’s prefered, it would be President of Ernest Packaging Solutions. There is only one slight problem … the job’s kind of taken already. Watch Ernest President, Tim Wilson, show you how to strut your stuff in a bubble wrap suit in this classic episode of The Ernest Challenge featuring popchips™.
Where most people see nothing more than air trapped between a few pieces of plastic, the Ernest Innovation Lab sees another tool of the trade to get your packages delivered safely using the fewest and lightest materials available. We know bubble wrap—it’s a part of the “fabric” of our company and may be the answer to keep your packaging moving forward.
Want to learn more? Contact us today, and we’ll show you what you can be with bubble wrap too.